“If you can’t
dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.” – W.C. Fields
That’s
pretty much what Obama tried to do in the State Of The Union. Sadly, he failed.
The night is
not a total loss though. I remembered
why I usually skip Obama speeches and read the cliffs notes. Lesson relearned.
The speech
started with a rundown of how well we are doing. Obama managed to take credit for everything good
but the sunrise, and apparently we are all doing really well. He even accepts our gratitude for it!
After that
he proposed a laundry list of domestic programs that will be dead on arrival in
Congress. (In my opinion the most insulting of these was the promotion of the
very same space program that he gutted like a fish.) All of which would be not even close to paid
for by closing some tax loopholes. Essentially
he was wasting his breath and our time.
He knew it too. That man likes
the sound of his own voice way too much methinks.
On the
international front – Did you know we are done in Afghanistan? The Afghan government can now apparently
handle things all by themselves! Did
anyone tell them that besides Obama? I
don’t think they know. We are “Making a
difference” in the war on terror. I
suppose losing is making a difference, yes?
Also we are “Stopping ISIL.” (ISIS) That must be why they now control more
territory than ever. Damn we’re cool.
He did
request a use of force vs. ISIL (ISIS) bill.
He’s going to get it too, because we aren’t actually suicidal. I still believe that he has no idea what to
do with force, authorized or not. I am hoping he accidently does something right.
He also
threatened to veto any legislation that got close to his sacred cows. We knew this, but I suppose it was only
polite to tell us AGAIN.
Finally we
had the “Can’t we all just get along?” moment.
He promised to “not only seek out Republican ideas” but to “Work with
(Republicans).” I am somewhat skeptical.
He’s going to need to PROVE that one.
I’m not
baffled, but I DO need a shower.